Michael Moron
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Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:08 am Post subject:
Young Slick Willy |
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on
a date--- having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table."
"And you, little Billy, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
Young Clinton responded, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper." |
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