Michael Moron
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Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:08 am Post subject:
Whats the difference. . . |
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead Democrat on the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the most common phrase mumbled by a Democrat?
A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: Why should Democrats be buried at least 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: It's currently unknown. There are just some things a pig won't do.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. |
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