Tire-slashin' Democrat
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Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:36 am Post subject:
Little Melissa |
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Warning: The following content may be offensive to Christophobic democrats.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Christmas. "Since Christmas is for
Christians and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a Christmas card?
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says........
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock....?
"Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of him." |
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Sam
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Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:46 am Post subject:
Re: Little Melissa |
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or we could give you a club and send you to the middle east to look
for him,,, I'm thinking there are a lot of you chest beaters so I figure
as smart and brave as ya'll are you would have him in no time,,
uh don't come back till you find him,, ok
Tire-slashin' Democrat wrote:
| Quote: | *Warning: The following content may be offensive to Christophobic
democrats.*
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Christmas. "Since Christmas is for
Christians and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a Christmas card?
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says........
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock....?
"Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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