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Freeloadin' Dimocrat
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:13 am    Post subject: Math 101 Reply with quote

Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2
and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket
and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3
pennies, while looking at the screen on her register.

I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two
quarters, but she hailed the manager for help.

While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and
cried.

Why do I tell you this?

Please read more about the "history of teaching math":

Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number
20.

Teaching Math In 1990

By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do
you think of this way of making a living?


Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did
the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees.

(There are no wrong answers.)


Teaching Math In 2005

El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de production
es.............


And we wonder why jobs requiring intelligence are being outsourced.
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MMudd
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: Math 101 Hillarious Reply with quote

What it has to do with Starband I have no idea, but HILARIOUS nonetheless
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Sam
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:17 am    Post subject: Re: Math 101 Hillarious Reply with quote

we all just standing around waiten for someone to come in here and say
something
intelligent about StarShit but nobody has so we kill time by hassling
each other :-)


MMudd wrote:

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What it has to do with Starband I have no idea, but HILARIOUS nonetheless
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