George Butch
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Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:19 am Post subject:
Nookie Green |
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"Father, it has been one month since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven, my son. Go and say three
Hail Marys."
Another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous woman enters the
church. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she
slowly sashays to the front pew and sits down right in front of
the priest! Her dress is green, very short, with matching shiny
emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman
in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs
slightly apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers,
"Is that Nookie Green?"
The altar boy looks, gulps, and says,
"No, Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!" |
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Sam
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Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject:
Re: Nookie Green |
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lol
George Butch wrote:
| Quote: | "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven, my son. Go and say three
Hail Marys."
Another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous woman enters the
church. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she
slowly sashays to the front pew and sits down right in front of
the priest! Her dress is green, very short, with matching shiny
emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman
in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs
slightly apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers,
"Is that Nookie Green?"
The altar boy looks, gulps, and says,
"No, Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"
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