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Tim & Jammie Baker
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Mon May 09, 2005 4:50 am Post subject:
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throws the evil trash out the door.
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44152
TESTING THE FAITH
Minister ex-communicates
Democrat church members
Baptist pastor reportedly insisted
supporting president is God's will
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Posted: May 6, 2005
5:00 p.m. Eastern
© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com
A Baptist pastor in North Carolina has touched off an exodus in his church by declaring Democrats are not welcome as members.
The Rev. Chan Chandler of East Waynesville Baptist Church in Waynesville ex-communicated nine members who refuse to support President Bush, according to WLOS-TV in Asheville, N.C. |
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Sam
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Mon May 09, 2005 8:08 am Post subject:
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first they filled up the conservative train in an attempt to take over
driving the train
once the train left the station they started handing out the
intelligence test
the one's that passed they booted off first, next they passed out a
religious survey
the one's that actually knew the bible they booted off, next they told
everyone that
had books to throw them out the windows the one's that refused they
booted off
they were very happy with the people left on the train because stupid,
dumb and
submissive people are the easiest to fool, lead and control
Tim & Jammie Baker wrote:
| Quote: | throws the evil trash out the door.
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44152
*TESTING THE FAITH
*Minister ex-communicates
Democrat church members
Baptist pastor reportedly insisted
supporting president is God's will
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Posted: May 6, 2005
5:00 p.m. Eastern
© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com
A Baptist pastor in North Carolina has touched off an exodus in his
church by declaring Democrats are not welcome as members.
The Rev. Chan Chandler of East Waynesville Baptist Church in Waynesville
ex-communicated nine members who refuse to support President Bush,
according to WLOS-TV in Asheville, N.C.
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Ravid Dosen
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Wed May 11, 2005 4:56 am Post subject:
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Hey buddy, I like your train analogy but here's what really happened.
As you said, the train was filled with people but shortly after leaving the
station, the republicans handed out a flyer advertising free government
cheese and other public assistance in the caboose. Being the dupes that they
are, the freeloadin' democrats flocked to the rear of the train at which
time the engineer cut the car free from the rest of the train.
It should be noted that the train picked up speed and burned less fuel per
mile after dumping the dead weight.
And now you know the rest of the story!
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
news:117to8pgme9jj11@corp.supernews.com...
| Quote: | first they filled up the conservative train in an attempt to take over
driving the train
once the train left the station they started handing out the intelligence
test
the one's that passed they booted off first, next they passed out a
religious survey
the one's that actually knew the bible they booted off, next they told
everyone that
had books to throw them out the windows the one's that refused they booted
off
they were very happy with the people left on the train because stupid,
dumb and
submissive people are the easiest to fool, lead and control
Tim & Jammie Baker wrote:
throws the evil trash out the door.
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44152
*TESTING THE FAITH
*Minister ex-communicates
Democrat church members
Baptist pastor reportedly insisted
supporting president is God's will
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Posted: May 6, 2005
5:00 p.m. Eastern
© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com
A Baptist pastor in North Carolina has touched off an exodus in his
church by declaring Democrats are not welcome as members.
The Rev. Chan Chandler of East Waynesville Baptist Church in Waynesville
ex-communicated nine members who refuse to support President Bush,
according to WLOS-TV in Asheville, N.C.
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peeps
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Wed May 11, 2005 7:20 am Post subject:
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:)
"Ravid Dosen" <cheatin@the-dnc.guv> wrote in message
news:d5rho602jke@news3.newsguy.com...
| Quote: | Hey buddy, I like your train analogy but here's what really happened.
As you said, the train was filled with people but shortly after leaving
the
station, the republicans handed out a flyer advertising free government
cheese and other public assistance in the caboose. Being the dupes that
they
are, the freeloadin' democrats flocked to the rear of the train at which
time the engineer cut the car free from the rest of the train.
It should be noted that the train picked up speed and burned less fuel per
mile after dumping the dead weight.
And now you know the rest of the story!
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
news:117to8pgme9jj11@corp.supernews.com...
first they filled up the conservative train in an attempt to take over
driving the train
once the train left the station they started handing out the
intelligence
test
the one's that passed they booted off first, next they passed out a
religious survey
the one's that actually knew the bible they booted off, next they told
everyone that
had books to throw them out the windows the one's that refused they
booted
off
they were very happy with the people left on the train because stupid,
dumb and
submissive people are the easiest to fool, lead and control
Tim & Jammie Baker wrote:
throws the evil trash out the door.
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44152
*TESTING THE FAITH
*Minister ex-communicates
Democrat church members
Baptist pastor reportedly insisted
supporting president is God's will
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted: May 6, 2005
5:00 p.m. Eastern
© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com
A Baptist pastor in North Carolina has touched off an exodus in his
church by declaring Democrats are not welcome as members.
The Rev. Chan Chandler of East Waynesville Baptist Church in
Waynesville
ex-communicated nine members who refuse to support President Bush,
according to WLOS-TV in Asheville, N.C.
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Sam
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Wed May 11, 2005 8:32 am Post subject:
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well the end of the story goes like this,
everybody left in this group wanted to drive the train
since the train could only go one direction they let it drive its self
everybody left wanted the golden apple
so in compromise they each took a portion leaving no golden apple
with no golden apple they soon learned the train was going no where
and no one cared where they went
Ravid Dosen wrote:
| Quote: | Hey buddy, I like your train analogy but here's what really happened.
As you said, the train was filled with people but shortly after leaving the
station, the republicans handed out a flyer advertising free government
cheese and other public assistance in the caboose. Being the dupes that they
are, the freeloadin' democrats flocked to the rear of the train at which
time the engineer cut the car free from the rest of the train.
It should be noted that the train picked up speed and burned less fuel per
mile after dumping the dead weight.
And now you know the rest of the story!
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
news:117to8pgme9jj11@corp.supernews.com...
first they filled up the conservative train in an attempt to take over
driving the train
once the train left the station they started handing out the intelligence
test
the one's that passed they booted off first, next they passed out a
religious survey
the one's that actually knew the bible they booted off, next they told
everyone that
had books to throw them out the windows the one's that refused they booted
off
they were very happy with the people left on the train because stupid,
dumb and
submissive people are the easiest to fool, lead and control
Tim & Jammie Baker wrote:
throws the evil trash out the door.
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44152
*TESTING THE FAITH
*Minister ex-communicates
Democrat church members
Baptist pastor reportedly insisted
supporting president is God's will
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Posted: May 6, 2005
5:00 p.m. Eastern
© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com
A Baptist pastor in North Carolina has touched off an exodus in his
church by declaring Democrats are not welcome as members.
The Rev. Chan Chandler of East Waynesville Baptist Church in Waynesville
ex-communicated nine members who refuse to support President Bush,
according to WLOS-TV in Asheville, N.C.
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Ravid Dosen
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Wed May 11, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject:
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Actually, the republicans swept the dirt (left by the democrats) from the
floor of the train, put it in a large container and planted a golden apple
tree. Everyone ate well, there were plenty of apples to go around.
So you see, even democrat dirt is good for something. It makes great
fertilizer. :)
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
news:1182v2a5cfc3678@corp.supernews.com...
| Quote: | everybody left wanted the golden apple
so in compromise they each took a portion leaving no golden apple
with no golden apple they soon learned the train was going no where
and no one cared where they went
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Sam
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Wed May 11, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject:
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I see,,, yawl let illegal aliens ride your trains too!!!!!!!
Ravid Dosen wrote:
| Quote: | Actually, the republicans swept the dirt (left by the democrats) from the
floor of the train, put it in a large container and planted a golden apple
tree. Everyone ate well, there were plenty of apples to go around.
So you see, even democrat dirt is good for something. It makes great
fertilizer. :)
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
news:1182v2a5cfc3678@corp.supernews.com...
everybody left wanted the golden apple
so in compromise they each took a portion leaving no golden apple
with no golden apple they soon learned the train was going no where
and no one cared where they went
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Ravid Dosen
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Thu May 12, 2005 5:07 am Post subject:
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Yah, if they are willing to carry their own weight. Unfortunately, some of
them pick up bad habits from the dems. :)
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
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| Quote: | I see,,, yawl let illegal aliens ride your trains too!!!!!!!
Ravid Dosen wrote:
Actually, the republicans swept the dirt (left by the democrats) from the
floor of the train, put it in a large container and planted a golden
apple tree. Everyone ate well, there were plenty of apples to go around.
So you see, even democrat dirt is good for something. It makes great
fertilizer. :)
"Sam" <sam@samsneed.net> wrote in message
news:1182v2a5cfc3678@corp.supernews.com...
everybody left wanted the golden apple
so in compromise they each took a portion leaving no golden apple
with no golden apple they soon learned the train was going no where
and no one cared where they went
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